zeldathemes
This is my personal blog for all of the things I like or find to be amusing. You may refer to me as "Key" or "My Lord".
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gendercake:

imperfekct:

gendercake:

i stopped believing in things once trix cereal stopped being shaped like fruit

What if they still are shaped like fruit but trix is for kids and we’re not kids anymore so we just see boring cereal?

fuck

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snowyarcherprince:

nostopdasgay:

shubbabang:

One of my close friends is a belly dancer

And god help you if she gets bored and decides to knock her hip against yours

Like we could just be walking

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I SWEAR THEY HAVE THE MOST POWERFUL HIPS ON THE PLANET

Tumblr user shubbabang is blasting off again!

The hips, they don’t lie…

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pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

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nahshaw:

MEGA SHOUT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING THROUGH REALLY SHITTY SITUATIONS AND ARE TRYING TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER

icy-brunette:

agentgraham:

#no one is more frustrated with the state of the human condition than steve harvey is

I JUST WENT INTO MY DADS ROOM TO SHOW HIM THE VIDEO AND WE’VE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR 10 MINUTES

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the-meta:

kenezbian:

burnie went from this (dec 2010)

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to this (summer 2011)

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and then this (rtx 2012) [source]

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and then holy shit this (rtx 2013) [source]

RTX 2013

AND THEN THE ZOMBIE VINE (feb 2014)

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fucking hell burnie please stop getting hotter

Burnie is like fine wine.
Only getting better with age.

The ‘yes or no’ game.

You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.

green-tea-rex:

It’s 1am so I’m sorry for the people who won’t see this. But if you want confidence and don’t know how to get it, a really good way is to be confident in other people. When you walk into Starbucks, think, “damn, that barista’s hair is da bomb!” Or when you go to school, think, “my teacher is rocking that skirt!” When you start seeing everyone as being beautiful, at some point you realize that you’re everyone too.

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Sometimes I start to think that my dad is okay, and then he says stuff like “And while he was in the Philippines he got raped by some guys and then came back and turned gay from it and then died of aids before he finished college” (we were talking about peace corps) and then I’m like “oh yeah….”

  #keyxkeeperx    #if i could remember the word i'd use it    #but i can't remember it so i cant call him anything    #so let's just go with    #he's an ass  

bulletbakas:

ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers

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